{"id":4873,"date":"2020-01-03T13:28:10","date_gmt":"2020-01-03T03:28:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.mine.nu\/blog\/?p=4873"},"modified":"2020-01-03T13:32:26","modified_gmt":"2020-01-03T03:32:26","slug":"pms-staff-now-pre-screening-bushfire-victims-to-ensure-they-agree-to-shake-his-hand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/2020\/01\/03\/pms-staff-now-pre-screening-bushfire-victims-to-ensure-they-agree-to-shake-his-hand\/","title":{"rendered":"[Satire] PM&#8217;s Staff Now Pre-Screening Bushfire Victims To Ensure They Agree To Shake His Hand"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Scott Morrison\u2019s media team has adopted a new strategy to combat awkward on camera exchanges where bushfire victims have refused to shake the PM\u2019s hand. \u201cAny fire victims or firefighters who want to meet with the PM will now be required to fill out a short questionnaire first,\u201d says the PM\u2019s staffer. Among the questions \u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Source: <em><a href=\"https:\/\/doublebaytoday.com\/pms-media-team-now-pre-screening-bushfire-victims-to-ensure-they-agree-to-shake-his-hand\/?fbclid=IwAR3STvfazlBIPtR4_QjfRz8jPukjci9RiovGWpRXhvR0RckcCTIMrCJKkCE\">PM&#8217;s Staff Now Pre-Screening Bushfire Victims To Ensure They Agree To Shake His Hand<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t you hate jobs where people say &#8220;No&#8221; all the time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scott Morrison\u2019s media team has adopted a new strategy to combat awkward on camera exchanges where bushfire victims have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[429,4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-politics","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4873"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4873\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4875,"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4873\/revisions\/4875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}