{"id":5496,"date":"2020-03-23T08:27:24","date_gmt":"2020-03-22T22:27:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.mine.nu\/blog\/?p=5496"},"modified":"2020-03-23T08:27:24","modified_gmt":"2020-03-22T22:27:24","slug":"nations-leader-disgusted-by-people-that-would-sit-on-a-beach-during-crisis-the-chaser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/2020\/03\/23\/nations-leader-disgusted-by-people-that-would-sit-on-a-beach-during-crisis-the-chaser\/","title":{"rendered":"Nation\u2019s leader disgusted by people that would sit on a beach during crisis | The Chaser"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\u201cYes, as you may have heard, the states are halting business and closing schools,\u201d announced Morrison. \u201cTherefore it is my duty as a leader during a crisis to contradict both of those things late on a Sunday night just as everybody is organising their week.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Source: <em><a href=\"https:\/\/chaser.com.au\/national\/nations-leader-disgusted-by-people-that-would-sit-on-a-beach-during-a-crisis\/\">Nation\u2019s leader disgusted by people that would sit on a beach during crisis | The Chaser<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cYes, as you may have heard, the states are halting business and closing schools,\u201d announced Morrison. \u201cTherefore it is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,429,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health","category-humour","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5496"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5497,"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5496\/revisions\/5497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}