{"id":8197,"date":"2023-02-04T13:55:41","date_gmt":"2023-02-04T03:55:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/?p=8197"},"modified":"2023-02-04T13:55:43","modified_gmt":"2023-02-04T03:55:43","slug":"woman-found-breathing-inside-body-bag-at-iowa-funeral-home-hours-after-being-declared-dead-abc-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/2023\/02\/04\/woman-found-breathing-inside-body-bag-at-iowa-funeral-home-hours-after-being-declared-dead-abc-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Woman found breathing inside body bag at Iowa funeral home, hours after being declared dead &#8211; ABC News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Source: <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abc.net.au\/news\/2023-02-04\/us-woman-found-breathing-inside-body-bag-in-funeral-home\/101931378\">Woman found breathing inside body bag at Iowa funeral home, hours after being declared dead &#8211; ABC News.<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<pre>Old Woman:   I'm not dead!\r\nCart-master: What?\r\nMan:\t     Nothing!  Here's your ninepence....\r\nOld Woman:   I'm not dead!\r\nCart-master: 'Ere!  'E says 'e's not dead!\r\nMan:\t     Yes he is.\r\nOld Woman:   I'm not!\r\nCart-master: 'E isn't?\r\nMan:\t     Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill...\r\nOld Woman    I'm getting better!\r\nMan:\t     No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.\r\nCart-master: I can't take 'im like that!  It's against regulations!<\/pre>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Source: Woman found breathing inside body bag at Iowa funeral home, hours after being declared dead &#8211; ABC News. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8197"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8198,"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8197\/revisions\/8198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/neoporcupine.net\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}