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Woman found breathing inside body bag at Iowa funeral home, hours after being declared dead – ABC News

Source: Woman found breathing inside body bag at Iowa funeral home, hours after being declared dead – ABC News.

Old Woman:   I'm not dead!
Cart-master: What?
Man:	     Nothing!  Here's your ninepence....
Old Woman:   I'm not dead!
Cart-master: 'Ere!  'E says 'e's not dead!
Man:	     Yes he is.
Old Woman:   I'm not!
Cart-master: 'E isn't?
Man:	     Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill...
Old Woman    I'm getting better!
Man:	     No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Cart-master: I can't take 'im like that!  It's against regulations!

 

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